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Inaugurated in 1961, and hosting up to 8,000 guests over 300 acres, it's Croatia's oldest and largest all-nude retreat. Aleppo pines and holm oaks tower over long-term pitches. Their proprietors preside over a naked domain of fairy lights, sun loungers and garden gnomes.
As in Britain, it's Europe's retirees who apparently have the time and money to travel.
Should you get bored with the novelty of acquiring an all-over tan, the area around is rich in ancient buildings, churches, beautiful countryside and there is even an archeological site at the resort.
It consists of a fenced off area covered in dinosaur footprints.
Around us, nude dog-walkers wish us guten morgen, as nude families chat at the waterside café.
Our T-shirts and Zara skirts suddenly seem cumbersome, not cool.
Prestige Holidays (01425 480400) is offering a week's stay from £638 per person in September in Croatia, based on two sharing, and comprising return flights from London Gatwick with Norwegian to Pula, a Group B hire car from the airport, three nights at Solaris Naturist Resort in a pavilion room on half board, followed by four nights at Hotel Istra on Red Island, Rovinj on BB. Cameras are banned and you are supposed to be undressed everywhere except the restaurants. Then there is the tricky question of whether or not to draw the blinds in your apartment to get dressed for dinner.
It was there we first took the plunge, so to speak.
The wildlife seems unafraid of us natural-state humans. A squadron of seagulls curves lazily through the trees.
It's Shangri-la, not sangria, on these Adriatic shores.
Yet it seems as though they've simply forgotten to put on any clothes.
We stroll beachward fully dressed, which is permissible under resort rules.
We're staying half-board in a south-facing room, its private sun terrace choked with flowering jasmine. Plus pricey beachside pitches for caravans, and pastoral tent pitches on the perimeter of this 120-acre resort, from just €9 per person, per night. Dalmatian fish soup, prosciutto-wrapped pork and sea bass grilled to order. According to Nives Matic, marketing specialist at Naturist Resort Solaris's parent campsite company Valamar, we British "are just a small percentage" of holidaymakers at her firm's three naturist resorts. "You could fly to Pula or Trieste (both a 60-minute drive away) with only the clothes you're wearing," she laughs.